BEER AND HOCKEY GAMES
(We didn't invent them, but we appreciate and enjoy them)
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http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/dragon/20/hockey.html
Here are the rules:
Pick a team to root on.
Grab a drink (beer, mixed drinks, whatever. We used Beast Ice )
No fair switching teams mid-game. Doing so means
you have to drink triple.
This is at LEAST a two-player game... but the more the merrier, so invite
friends.
During the game:
You drink when your team...
Loses a face-off
Is at home and gets booed
Has an injured player
Receives a minor penalty
Shoots and misses a goal, but you thought they scored
Has the announcer refer to your goalie by his nickname
Shoots and the other team's goalie makes a save
Has had less shots on goal and they show it on T.V.
Socials happen when...
Icing is called
The puck is knocked out of play
One of the refs is injured
"We Will Rock You" is played
A really good save is made by either goalie (use your own judgement)
"Bullshit" is chanted by the crowd in the arena
You will do a shot when...
Your team has a major penalty
Your team gets scored on
Each overtime begins
Your team loses (this is a double shot, or finish your drink)
You will also drink when...
The beer you are drinking is featured in a commercial
"Let's go ____" is chanted and ____ is NOT your team
You are so drunk, you cheer for the wrong team
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http://www.partyschool.com/drinkinggames/cards/hockey.html
What You Need:
Deck of Cards
How To Play:
Alright all of you puck heads, here is a game that should bring a toothless smile to your face. This game is called Hockey, but unlike the ice sport, this game does not require you to put on a pair of skates or or helmet, unless you really feel the need. All you need is a group of people that can be split into two equal teams, a deck of cards and the ever-present ready supply of the beverage of your choice. All Set? Then let's blow the whistle, drop the deck and get the game going!
Seat everyone in a circle or around a table. Players begin the game by counting off in a clockwise manner. Odd Players are on one team (call them the "Freaks", they'll love it!) and the Even Players are on the other, (call them the "Squares", they'll hate you.) Players should remain seated in the same locations, so that no two players from the same team are sitting next to each other.
Once the players have been divided into two equal teams, deal out all of the cards, face down, to the players.
The player who is holding the three of clubs in their hand lays it down and the player to their right tries to match the number of the card (a three, duh!), the suit of the card obviously does not matter.
If the player to the right of the player starting CANNOT match the number of the first card thrown down, then they put down a card that they think that the player to their right cannot match. Play continues around the table in this manner until a player can match a card that has been thrown down.
If the player to the right CAN match the number of the card laid down, then their team has sc-c-c-o-o-ored!.
Once a team has scored, all of the players on that team put their hands in the air, waive them back and forth and yell, "Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh!"
The players on the scoring team then turn to the players on their right and make them drink for as long as they want. So if one player wants to be a jerk then they can make a particular player drink much longer than any of the other players.
The cards are then swept off of the table and re-dealt to all of the players. Play continues as before.
When the other team scores, they turn to the players on their left and make the players drink for as long as they want. So all of those jerks can be given their just payback.
Play continues in this manner, with the first team to score having the players to their right drink, and the other team having the players to their left drink.
The game is played in three periods. Each time the cards are dealt it is considered a period. After three periods a winner is declared and that team gets to gloat over the losers. Taunting is encouraged. After three periods, the players can move around to change places or teams if they so choose. Free agency is not allowed and trades during play are not advised, but if they players all agree then by all means wheel and deal away!
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http://www.barnonedrinks.com/games/card/hockey.html
Requirements:
1 deck of cards
Plenty of booze
Play:
2 teams of 2 sitting across from each other as in the game of Bridge.
Each time you go through the whole deck, that equals one period. As in hockey, you play 3 periods per game.
Each period consists of 3 hands.
You may deal 5 cards to each player in only one of the 3 hands, and the other 2 hands you must deal out 4 cards to each player.
The object is to match the card played previously. And drinks are dished out accordingly. A pass is when a single match is made. A check is when 3 identical cards in a row are played. A rumble is when 4 identical cards in a row are played. A score is when 2 matches are made by the same team with no check in between.
1st match = Pass, drink one.
2nd match (with no check in between) = Score, drink two.
3rd identical card played in a row = Check, drink two.
4th identical card played in a row = Rumble, shotgun one.
Jacks are wild. Jacks pass ONLY and NEVER score, check or rumble.
The person opposite the dealer is "Skippy the Zamboni driver" and must clean the ice between hands. If he doesn't do it before the next hand is dealt or doesn't make it clean enough, he drinks. Also Skippy is responsible for filling up everyone drinks or fetching beers. Hence the term "Skippying beers."
Nobody else but Skippy may touch the ice. If someone does they must drink. Hence the term "You touched the ice! Drink!"
The winner of the game is the team with the highest score. If the game is tied after 3 periods (decks) you will continue play in sudden death overtime until the first score is made.
Play begins to the left of the dealer, and a card is placed face up in the middle of the table. The next player may now play a card, and play continues until all cards are played. Skippy then cleans the ice, and the next hand begins by playing off the current card on top of the discard pile. When all cards are played, pass the deck to the left and you now have a new dealer and a new Skippy for the next period.
Example:
players 1 and 3 are the ODD team and players 2 and 4 are the EVEN team.
player 4 deals 4 to each player...
player 1 hand = Jack, Ace, 9, 9
player 2 hand = Queen, Jack, Ace, 7
player 3 hand = Ace, 7, 8, 10
player 4 hand = Jack, Ace, 4, 7
player 1 plays a 9 (since he has 2 and odds are that player 2 may not have one)
player 2 plays an Jack and says "Jack pass drink one." and ODD team drinks one
player 3 plays a 10 (since he can't play a Jack)
player 4 plays a Jack and says "Jack pass drink one." and ODD team drinks one (since he can't match the 10 to score and wants to keep puck control)
player 1 plays a Jack and says "Steal pass drink one." and EVEN team drinks one (since Jacks pass and never score, ODD team gains control of the puck)
player 2 plays an Ace (pure chance here)
player 3 plays an Ace and says "SCORE! Drink two." and EVEN team drinks two
player 4 plays an Ace and says "Check, drink two." and ODD team drinks two (since this check was after the score it is considered poor sportsmanship, but this IS hockey)
player 1 plays an Ace and says "Rumble. SHOTGUN one!" and EVEN team shotguns one player 2 plays a 7
player 3 plays a 7 and says "Pass drink one." and EVEN team drinks one
player 4 plays a 7 and says "Check drink two." and ODD team drinks two (Also, nobody has control of the puck at this point, and the next match will be a pass)
player 1 plays a 9 (since he played one before and player 2 couldn't match it)
player 2 plays a Queen
player 3 plays an 8
player 4 plays a 4 and says "Skippy, clean the ice."
This time player 4 chooses to deal 5...
player 1 hand = 3, 4, 8, 10
player 2 hand = Jack, 3, 6, 6
player 3 hand = King, 2, 5, 9
player 4 hand = King, 2, 5, 9
player 1 plays an 4 and says "Pass drink one." (playing off the 4 played before) and EVEN team drinks one of course
player 2 plays a Jack and says "Steal pass drink one." and ODD team drinks one
player 3 plays a 9 (since 2 were played before and odds are in his favor)
player 4 plays a 9 and says "Score, drink two!" and ODD team drinks two. (unfortunately player 4 could match any of player 3's cards)
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